KTB people.. Kamina Friends :P

Ye jo world h na world .. 

isme 2 tarah ke log hote h.. 

1 jo kuch sochte hi nahi.. 

aur dusre jo kuch jyada hi sochte h.. 

but today i met the 3rd kind.., the  KTB's, jo " KUCH TO BHI " sochte h :P ( Please don't sue me for using patented KTB :P)

Don't know why i never  recognized them before.. coz they were always there and were in much more in no. then the first 2 categories..

few skills that could help you in recognizing them.. 

* Seeing you talking to any girl, they will stare at you.. ( n later on.. oye hoe.. kaun thi wo.. bada hass rahe the dono mamla kya h ??)

* If you are too much engaged in ur gang of boys ( hae hae.. launde pasand aate h, how "sweet" .. ??" )

* If they found you looking jolly , they will be like oye hoe.." kuch to gadbad h??"

* if you talk about bringing the change around you, they are like.. " chale musaadi lal, duniya badalne.. la 100 ka change kar" ..

well i am not likely to comment over KTB people..  coz somewhere inside we all have a freaky side of our self lying within us... ( but to be a KTB iss....Grhhh  :P)

and i have even met some who even laugh at my lame comment and say it to be "KTB" at the same time...

( and these "some" are among few of the best mind i have come across with the supra sense of humor, and are not considered KTB kind's )

gawd.. i am really talking kuch to bhi... par now on no more Bakwas.. 

Bakwass se i remember the absurd nature of my frnds, and  probably each one of us have creepy frnds around us.. ( its a crazy world made of frantic people )

i often hear people saying that they are gifted with the friends best from the rest..

but i am not lucky enough in this case, cause i am surrounded by nutcases ...

the facts what makes them super annoying and why they are not best...

* how could i consider them to be best, if they feel free to call you late like 3 in nite saying "u use to be awake na,  yaar she is angry, say some trick to convince her " and i am like.. Grhhh.. and few who will wake you up as early as 6 saying " how much you sleep, subah to uthna hi chahiye , we will we partying tonight " ( yahi time mila tha batane ko :P)

* how can they be best , if they always snatch the only chocolate you have, n won't even share that and will tease u eating that before u... ( n you will be like " kha le , waise bhi its already expired ";) )

* how can they be best, if they "new pinch " you for everything new they see on you.. ( start shouting " aa .. aa.. its hurting .." much before it actually hurt, your acting can save u few time... hehe :P)

* how could they be best, if they take a novels from you, and never bother to read them and hoping that they would return those back is like expecting sunrise at 2 in nite.. ( take their novels and do tit for tat ) 

* how could they be best, if they borrow the money from you and return that in 20-20 ki 20 installment, making you wonder have you actually lend them any :P

 ( don't lend any money, instead borrow as much as u can from each one :P )

* how could they be best, if they taunt u in front of ur newly develop crush, and never lose any opportunity to make ur crush get crushed :P

  ( hide your feelings and stare every girl )

* how could they be best , if they take u to canteen saying its their treat and end up saying " yaar, i forgot to bring my wallet :P" ( suggestion - if ur frnd himself calls for a treat, please prefer to forget ur wallet :P )

here is a short poem, i once wrote describing how idiotic though lovely my friends are :)

"kyun har frnd kamina hota h :P"

koi hasata to koi rulate h yaha..

har bath pe chidata hai yaha.. 

canteen le jake koi bill thamata h.. 

koi ladki ke chakar me sabko chai pilata h..

koi bina baat rota h, aur rote hue has jata h .. 

jab koi pyara dost apni bevfooki se manata h..

koi bunk padwata h, to koi proxy lagata h.. 

aur cheating karata h, to koi assignment tipata h..

koi last bench pe baith bina baat hasta jata h.. 

to koi first bench pe baith notes banata h..

koi kahi na aane ke ajeeb bahane banata h..

to koi padai ki baat karke pakata h..  

yaha har koi khass h, iska hume ehsass h..

kehne ko kuch waqt ka ye sath h..

par mann me basa "dosti" ka ye ek saaj h..

jo har waqt dil ke pass h.. :)

so, though i don't have the best of all.. but i still holds precious from the lot.. 

on this FRIENDLY note .. 

time to hear something bizarre from these idiots.. 

Be yourself and hold be always..

Gaurav J.