the.. an.. a.. Engineer

" Wow !! you are an engineer !! "  :)  ( n the mouth remains open)

" You are brilliant.. desh ka future ho tum !! "  ( n the eyes remains wide)

This would have been the reaction of any person if you would have done Engineering back in 90's...

But to be an Engineer in 2012 is like.. 

"Beta, you were good at studies.. phir kyun.. chalo, prepare for PG now.." ( n the mouth went shut)

" B.E. ahh is now like B.com of science"       (n  hopes went down)

" Engineers to ab bas IIT se nikalte h.. baki to bas bheed h.. " ( n the eyes went dim )

Nothing better nor worse could be expected if you too are an engineering student of some D grade engineer college... ( though i don't think mine is as bad)

" tumhara kuch nahi ho sakta" .. 

" tumhe kuch aata bhi h"

are much more like a daily doze to us..

even the quote or taunt made out on engineers doesn't make any deplorable effect now..

" If you throw a stone on a crowd, it will hit either a dog or an engineer" is considered as an appreciation ..

we might feel humiliated hearing such taunts in beginning but after a while we learn to live above mortification n will find arguing is what we are good at..

abuses n curses doesn't make us bother anymore, and feel really close to the F word...

There is lot more that engg. has taught me , n i suppose each of engineering student..

There are some fact that i would like to share based on my experiences.. 

* Do buy coursebook, especially the thicker one, they will make you sleep easily and will act as a pillow at the same time. 

* GT is just an illusion, you will always find a moron who went to see that no one else went to break it will end up being one.

* Don't make fun of your teachers, just think how difficult it is for them to act that they are actually there to teach something to bunch of people like us..

* You surely would be someone an intelligent geek around who is full of doubt, encourage that great personalities  to clear all their doubt during the lecture itself, u will get ur good 50 min.

* Marking proxies for ur friend will make you real happy, especially when you will get to know that he has more attendance than you despite being absent. 

* when ur faculty copies a numerical from his/her book and says i am going to ask a similar type of this in exam. remember, she is a teacher of lame one's. he/she will end up giving the same question that is done on board.

* During viva's speak as much shit as possible looking straight into examiner's eye in english ( if u don't get anything sing a engg. song in a form a dialogue)

 he will not get anything u said, but u surely will get good marks.

 * Be in your faculty's eye, even for bad reason, that bad will eventually turn into good

   ( beware - don't fall in love with faculty)

      

      Despite all these.. engineering has surely gifted me with wonderful friends,

      probably the only thing that will make me happy even after getting put of college..

 Even the glimpse of them from memories makes me smile and laugh even
 when i m sitting alone, giving a good reason for others to say.. " pagal ho gaya h "

  n yepp... engineering has made me lazy and slow.. but i am not as lazy as some thinks ...

                 

                 I am laziest  :P 

on this friendly and lazy note 

its me dozing off !!

Be yourself and hold me always

Gaurav J.