RULES.. life ka formula.. :P

About a year ago..  i gave up this thing of blogging due to the fact nothing interesting is happening in my life that is worth writing ...

"Nobody said it was easy

No one ever said it would be this hard

Oh, take me back to the start "

so i am here to make a new start.. :)

Writing this blog doesn't mean i got something interesting to share.. indeed i have found out from facts .. its not interesting things that makes anything catchy, instead it depends on ways how uninteresting thing could be made interesting..

of those different techniques, i would enlist some of prime rules of making uninteresting turned into interesting, they are.. 

Rule No. 1. Don't try to convince it will never work.. instead try confusing as much as you can.. 

                  if you want one to believe A is B. say A is not B its C.. but then what is B.. its actually D, but D is
                  C.. but as we know C is A.. 

                  though it still doesn't proves A is B.. but you will end up believing it actually does.

                  lolz..

    

Rule No. 2. Don't bother to think, cause the reader will neither.. if the reader is guy then he won't care to think..
                  nd if its a gal, then even if she want to. 

                  she can't :P

Rule No. 3. Boast about yourself, it doesn't harm.

Rule No. 4. Try to sound cool.. use expressions like lolz, haha, :P it will make one laugh wondering something
                 must be funny out here, even if there isn't.. lolz..  :)  

Rule No. 5.  Pretend to be abnormal .. coz being normal, there is a possibility of you getting engaged in
                   argument.. but being abnormal, no one will even dare to.

Rule No. 6. Believe me nothing could be as beautiful then expressing about anything around you that comes
                  from your heart ( you just need a start, and once you did that, no one can stop you from inditing)

  

   and  This is the only Rule of making things interesting :)

  yepp , here i would like to add, adding any emotion like the above one would add glitter to your gold.,
  Its Rule no. 7. :P

  keep glittering and play by Rules.. 

  be yourself and hold me always

  Gaurav J.