Alcoholic tharra.. nonsense Bum..oops Rum :)

Tu saath dega na mera.. ?? 

me - kya ?? 

Tu saath dega na mera ?? zindagi bhar?? chahe kuch bhi ho jae??

( ohh .. i forget to tell u.. this is my talli frnd on call with weird question (what else could u xpect from talli's) )

me -  kaisi bateein kar rha h ... kya hua?? 

Talli - tu dega na mera sath, dost??

me - tune pee rakhi h.. ??

Talli  - dost .. tu bata .. tu h na mere sath hamesha..

me - ha bhai hamesha.. in everything .. tere liye sab kuch..  ( in serious tone, trying to hide my laughter)

Talli - bahut kutte log h yaha ?? sale B******** .. bas tu hi h .. 

( huh ?? kya who m i??)

me - ha baba me hi hu..  hua kya ye bata.. ( was enjoying his unconscious high voice) 

Talli - sale G**** paise kha gaye .. n ab de nahi rahe.. pii ke baithe h sale.. bolte h denge hi nahi..


( haan haan.. saying as if.. khud ne to bisleri ka paani piya ho :p)

me - koi nahi re.. bhul ja.. tu mast abhi soja.. kal baat karenge..

Talli  -  dost ek tu hi mera dost h.. baki koi nahi.. koi bhi nahi.. tujhe koi bhi dikkat aaye..dost .. to bol mujhe.. jaan luta lunga tere liye..

me- chal ab soja.. me hu.. sab dekh lunga..

Talli  - bas dost.. tune bol diya.. ab sote h.. tu h bas.. aur kuch nahi chahiye.. byee dost...

( Damn .. why i asked him to say bbyee.. missed more dose of fun )

and this is a verdict that happened..  when a drunk dear frnd of mine called me..

As it is said a drunk man says the language of his heart..  

i filled overwhelmed with this very unconscious conversation and his repetitive use of "Dost" .. sala varna "dost" ki jagah dk bose se kam to bolta hi nahi..     

though i am not very habitual to witness such talli session around me

( i guess , i m missing too much fun )

though i do have some short experience that i learned from people and frnds around me..

• I remember my frnd calling me n saying " was High yesterday n gave the bar tender Rs. 500 for a drink worth Rs. 100 "

• I split the ice cream i ate on floor and a drunk friend of mine picked that and didn't let that ice cream go waste.

and the interesting one .. 

a frnd of mine dictated me .. what her frnd did...

•  This gal was obviously high and was flying high with naughty and witty thoughts and yepp actions too ( guys.. don't think too much.. )

so what she did was.. she went to watchman of the pub and said .. "mere pass BOMB hai BOMB "..

watching got perplexed.. what this silly drunk gal talking about.. ??

she again said.. " mere pass BOMB hai BOMB.. "

and turned her back to him and put her hand on her bum ( dheka in Gujrati) and said ..
" bum bum.. mere bum" :P

Though there are lots of incidents that have occurred around me .. but the first hand experience is still missing..
so just in case, any of my drunker friend is reading this, feel free to have me as a company around you during your next drinking session..
many of my friend use to ask..  "don't u drink ?? no need to lie.. bata de"
so the answer to this question is ..

M to always HIGH.. got my personal drug to keep me swing into another world.. 


and as it is said,

A man's true character comes out when he's drunk.

So, get drunk and show your true character ..
coz talli h zameen .. talli h asmaan..
sab talli h yahaan.. :P

you going.. me bbyee..
oopss..

me going you stay.. ( alcoholic bateein made me little unconscious)
gawd...

in short Tata..


Gaurav J.

Be yourself and hold me always.. :)