KTB people.. Kamina Friends :P

Ye jo world h na world .. 

isme 2 tarah ke log hote h.. 

1 jo kuch sochte hi nahi.. 

aur dusre jo kuch jyada hi sochte h.. 

but today i met the 3rd kind.., the  KTB's, jo " KUCH TO BHI " sochte h :P ( Please don't sue me for using patented KTB :P)

Don't know why i never  recognized them before.. coz they were always there and were in much more in no. then the first 2 categories..

few skills that could help you in recognizing them.. 

* Seeing you talking to any girl, they will stare at you.. ( n later on.. oye hoe.. kaun thi wo.. bada hass rahe the dono mamla kya h ??)

* If you are too much engaged in ur gang of boys ( hae hae.. launde pasand aate h, how "sweet" .. ??" )

* If they found you looking jolly , they will be like oye hoe.." kuch to gadbad h??"

* if you talk about bringing the change around you, they are like.. " chale musaadi lal, duniya badalne.. la 100 ka change kar" ..

well i am not likely to comment over KTB people..  coz somewhere inside we all have a freaky side of our self lying within us... ( but to be a KTB iss....Grhhh  :P)

and i have even met some who even laugh at my lame comment and say it to be "KTB" at the same time...

( and these "some" are among few of the best mind i have come across with the supra sense of humor, and are not considered KTB kind's )

gawd.. i am really talking kuch to bhi... par now on no more Bakwas.. 

Bakwass se i remember the absurd nature of my frnds, and  probably each one of us have creepy frnds around us.. ( its a crazy world made of frantic people )

i often hear people saying that they are gifted with the friends best from the rest..

but i am not lucky enough in this case, cause i am surrounded by nutcases ...

the facts what makes them super annoying and why they are not best...

* how could i consider them to be best, if they feel free to call you late like 3 in nite saying "u use to be awake na,  yaar she is angry, say some trick to convince her " and i am like.. Grhhh.. and few who will wake you up as early as 6 saying " how much you sleep, subah to uthna hi chahiye , we will we partying tonight " ( yahi time mila tha batane ko :P)

* how can they be best , if they always snatch the only chocolate you have, n won't even share that and will tease u eating that before u... ( n you will be like " kha le , waise bhi its already expired ";) )

* how can they be best, if they "new pinch " you for everything new they see on you.. ( start shouting " aa .. aa.. its hurting .." much before it actually hurt, your acting can save u few time... hehe :P)

* how could they be best, if they take a novels from you, and never bother to read them and hoping that they would return those back is like expecting sunrise at 2 in nite.. ( take their novels and do tit for tat ) 

* how could they be best, if they borrow the money from you and return that in 20-20 ki 20 installment, making you wonder have you actually lend them any :P

 ( don't lend any money, instead borrow as much as u can from each one :P )

* how could they be best, if they taunt u in front of ur newly develop crush, and never lose any opportunity to make ur crush get crushed :P

  ( hide your feelings and stare every girl )

* how could they be best , if they take u to canteen saying its their treat and end up saying " yaar, i forgot to bring my wallet :P" ( suggestion - if ur frnd himself calls for a treat, please prefer to forget ur wallet :P )

here is a short poem, i once wrote describing how idiotic though lovely my friends are :)

"kyun har frnd kamina hota h :P"

koi hasata to koi rulate h yaha..

har bath pe chidata hai yaha.. 

canteen le jake koi bill thamata h.. 

koi ladki ke chakar me sabko chai pilata h..

koi bina baat rota h, aur rote hue has jata h .. 

jab koi pyara dost apni bevfooki se manata h..

koi bunk padwata h, to koi proxy lagata h.. 

aur cheating karata h, to koi assignment tipata h..

koi last bench pe baith bina baat hasta jata h.. 

to koi first bench pe baith notes banata h..

koi kahi na aane ke ajeeb bahane banata h..

to koi padai ki baat karke pakata h..  

yaha har koi khass h, iska hume ehsass h..

kehne ko kuch waqt ka ye sath h..

par mann me basa "dosti" ka ye ek saaj h..

jo har waqt dil ke pass h.. :)

so, though i don't have the best of all.. but i still holds precious from the lot.. 

on this FRIENDLY note .. 

time to hear something bizarre from these idiots.. 

Be yourself and hold be always..

Gaurav J.

bla bla.com

pop... the chat box opens..  

"heyy.. please like my new status.. "     ( if its that good, you don't have to ask me to like it :P) 

" how's my new profile pic"  ( just a nicer way of saying u have to like it ..)

n so on.. .

in this social networking era.. sab likes aur comment badane me lage hue h.. 

whats the height is.. 

First you post the status or pic.. 

then like the pic or status of ur own..             

and will then thank each one individually for the like.. 

and like that thanks comment of ur own.. 

its obvious that if u are posting something u must be liking it.. 

nyways.. this was not i intend to talk about.. 

Remember the Orkut era..  the one that probably lasted till most of ours school time.. 

one in which there would be suggestion not to set ur real pic as profile pic ..

where there were discussion on who has more no. of scraps n frnds...

n exchange of useless scraps .. just to make ur count a little higher.. ( "little" has varying definition)

as far i remember .. 

orkut is one of the main reason of what i am today..

have wasted a lot of my free time for increasing the scrap count..

but it was the same era that brought out the smart Gaurav out of dumb Gaurav.. 

who use to think "sutta" is a alcoholic drink, instead of you know.... 

( thanks to that sutta song.. the one with the rhythmic use of abuses..

  that song is the living example how creativity can turn bad into good )  

who had sheesha with his bro's n sis n shows pics of blowing smoke rings to parents describing how fun doing that was..

who tolerated dose of abuses n pretend he didn't hear it...

who thinks blue film really means the one made in blue light.. :P

and many more.. 

n ha "Koi bhi insaan perfect nahi hota .. use perfect banna padta h" :P

 and that make the things perfect came the facebook time .. ( i suppose i was smart enough when i got to fb)

a day without facebooking is like surviving without breathing ,, 

Staring at the wall (fb wall n now timeline) n getting indulge in nothingness is what usually my answer for wassup..??

the best thing abt fb is every person looks next to katrina kaif or hrithik roshan and seems as jolly as jim carrey.. :P

i don't have any doubt why TIME magazine has chosen mark zuckerberg as the person of year 2010, probably b'coz the critics at TIME were too engaged with facebook that they hardly thought of any other deserving person.

the popularity of facebook could be drawn from the fact that we may find it hard to look into the book or even buying one .. but can spare enormous hours for chatting and commenting on facebook... :)

earlier, peoples use to take photos for there photo albums.. now they take more pictures and call " yaar achi photo le, facebook pe dp banani h " ..

i count facebook to be lucky for me.. :)

it has given me enormous moments of laughter that brings smiles each time i recall them :)

chalo, let me go and do some facebooking and i know you too want to get there.. 

be yourself and hold me always.. 

Gaurav J.

Lose it . Just to get it back..

**As the lazy me didn't paid attention to my teachers while they taught tenses, this very post was full of grammatical and tenses errors.. but its been now edited by my editor and a dedicated critic's .. :)
so here's is an edited and better version of my our post :)  **

live, laugh n love is the motto we hear too often...

(even my slippers says that).. 

so, i tried to write something worthy that could give the feeling of love with a glimpse of smile ( laughing won't be possible.. though no one is stopping you.. ) 

its my tribute to all the love birds ..  ( have to say this after bring held responsible for someone's breakup)
have a happy Valentine :)


LOSE IT..  JUST TO GET IT BACK...

Walking on the street in the pale moon light,

was all alone, there was no one I could find.

It was dark and I heard someone weep 

following the sound, I went a little deep

and reached a bench in the park..

with a young girl sitting alone in the dark 

There were tears glistening in her eyes,
she was a pure beauty, I admired her while she cried
took the seat next to her and didn't say a word..
when she looked at me, I could sense that she is hurt..

I asked the reason for her loneliness and why she cries?
she was shocked that who am I to ask her why?
but then she felt, as a stranger she could trust n share
and told me that this was the same bench where
she and her lover met for the last time 
before he died..

Today its the same day they last met an year ago,
she said this bench makes her feel he is near..
I felt the pain of loss evident in her tears.
I felt moved n water filled up in my eyes..

I tried to console her and told her not to cry 
she leaned on my shoulder n felt little fine
i cracked a joke on which she did smile,
made her realize how beautiful she is when she smiles,
we shared some time, she told me about her life..
I told about mine, before we said gud byee...


now that she is gone, I feel little strained..
I walk to that bench daily hoping she will be there,
I didn't know that single night will change my life
will make me fall in love with the strange life..

its seems like that bench is where we both lost our love..
its now an year since i am coming to that bench..
crying at the same bench where she..
rolled her tears last year..

All of a sudden a cold breeze blew,
felt a hand on my shoulder of someone i knew..
turned to see, who is there in this dark
there she was with the tear in her eyes..
we both smiled and looked into eyes..
we didn't say a word and kissed in the pale moon light...

sometimes... you lose it, just to get it back..  <3 <3  :)

do fall in love..

and if want to feel a laughing side of love then do visit  http://vinatikamani.blogspot.in/2012/02/thing-called-love.html

p.s.- "thank you" .. will not justify lovely work you have done, so "whatever " :P

time to go.. have to find such bench.. 

Be yourself and Hold me always ...

Gaurav J.

the.. an.. a.. Engineer

" Wow !! you are an engineer !! "  :)  ( n the mouth remains open)

" You are brilliant.. desh ka future ho tum !! "  ( n the eyes remains wide)

This would have been the reaction of any person if you would have done Engineering back in 90's...

But to be an Engineer in 2012 is like.. 

"Beta, you were good at studies.. phir kyun.. chalo, prepare for PG now.." ( n the mouth went shut)

" B.E. ahh is now like B.com of science"       (n  hopes went down)

" Engineers to ab bas IIT se nikalte h.. baki to bas bheed h.. " ( n the eyes went dim )

Nothing better nor worse could be expected if you too are an engineering student of some D grade engineer college... ( though i don't think mine is as bad)

" tumhara kuch nahi ho sakta" .. 

" tumhe kuch aata bhi h"

are much more like a daily doze to us..

even the quote or taunt made out on engineers doesn't make any deplorable effect now..

" If you throw a stone on a crowd, it will hit either a dog or an engineer" is considered as an appreciation ..

we might feel humiliated hearing such taunts in beginning but after a while we learn to live above mortification n will find arguing is what we are good at..

abuses n curses doesn't make us bother anymore, and feel really close to the F word...

There is lot more that engg. has taught me , n i suppose each of engineering student..

There are some fact that i would like to share based on my experiences.. 

* Do buy coursebook, especially the thicker one, they will make you sleep easily and will act as a pillow at the same time. 

* GT is just an illusion, you will always find a moron who went to see that no one else went to break it will end up being one.

* Don't make fun of your teachers, just think how difficult it is for them to act that they are actually there to teach something to bunch of people like us..

* You surely would be someone an intelligent geek around who is full of doubt, encourage that great personalities  to clear all their doubt during the lecture itself, u will get ur good 50 min.

* Marking proxies for ur friend will make you real happy, especially when you will get to know that he has more attendance than you despite being absent. 

* when ur faculty copies a numerical from his/her book and says i am going to ask a similar type of this in exam. remember, she is a teacher of lame one's. he/she will end up giving the same question that is done on board.

* During viva's speak as much shit as possible looking straight into examiner's eye in english ( if u don't get anything sing a engg. song in a form a dialogue)

 he will not get anything u said, but u surely will get good marks.

 * Be in your faculty's eye, even for bad reason, that bad will eventually turn into good

   ( beware - don't fall in love with faculty)

      

      Despite all these.. engineering has surely gifted me with wonderful friends,

      probably the only thing that will make me happy even after getting put of college..

 Even the glimpse of them from memories makes me smile and laugh even
 when i m sitting alone, giving a good reason for others to say.. " pagal ho gaya h "

  n yepp... engineering has made me lazy and slow.. but i am not as lazy as some thinks ...

                 

                 I am laziest  :P 

on this friendly and lazy note 

its me dozing off !!

Be yourself and hold me always

Gaurav J.