RULES.. life ka formula.. :P

About a year ago..  i gave up this thing of blogging due to the fact nothing interesting is happening in my life that is worth writing ...

"Nobody said it was easy

No one ever said it would be this hard

Oh, take me back to the start "

so i am here to make a new start.. :)

Writing this blog doesn't mean i got something interesting to share.. indeed i have found out from facts .. its not interesting things that makes anything catchy, instead it depends on ways how uninteresting thing could be made interesting..

of those different techniques, i would enlist some of prime rules of making uninteresting turned into interesting, they are.. 

Rule No. 1. Don't try to convince it will never work.. instead try confusing as much as you can.. 

                  if you want one to believe A is B. say A is not B its C.. but then what is B.. its actually D, but D is
                  C.. but as we know C is A.. 

                  though it still doesn't proves A is B.. but you will end up believing it actually does.

                  lolz..

    

Rule No. 2. Don't bother to think, cause the reader will neither.. if the reader is guy then he won't care to think..
                  nd if its a gal, then even if she want to. 

                  she can't :P

Rule No. 3. Boast about yourself, it doesn't harm.

Rule No. 4. Try to sound cool.. use expressions like lolz, haha, :P it will make one laugh wondering something
                 must be funny out here, even if there isn't.. lolz..  :)  

Rule No. 5.  Pretend to be abnormal .. coz being normal, there is a possibility of you getting engaged in
                   argument.. but being abnormal, no one will even dare to.

Rule No. 6. Believe me nothing could be as beautiful then expressing about anything around you that comes
                  from your heart ( you just need a start, and once you did that, no one can stop you from inditing)

  

   and  This is the only Rule of making things interesting :)

  yepp , here i would like to add, adding any emotion like the above one would add glitter to your gold.,
  Its Rule no. 7. :P

  keep glittering and play by Rules.. 

  be yourself and hold me always

  Gaurav J.

The way i am...

Before writing anything worthy..

i want you to presume, it always use to be around 11am when i wake up..

Poha is what i use to have in breakfast ( 6 out of 7 days)

n when i say good mrng.. it usually meant to be afternoon..

and since you have read the above lines with such a dedication.. i can assume you to be the fokat..

( ps- its not a compliment)

but just to sound little psychological and sympathetic , i want to state "being fokat doesn't mean you are worthless.."

instead, to use any words in order to sympathies you.. is like wasting of words and time both.. ( indeed time is what i don't care about, but words ..)

Ab to Sharam karo.. Padna Band Karo..

but one thing is worth noticing.. hats of to your tolerance.. how can one digest so much abuse..

nyways.. now that you have come so far.. you are worth to be made aware of something worthy..

before i proceed.. i would like to thank the president of the fokat club.. the greatest of fokats..

guruji.. if i would have not come across you.. i would have not started blogging again..

its "Zero sarcasm" :P

as it is said..

The first step towards getting somewhere is to

decide that you are not going to stay where you are

it doesn't mean if you aim for getting to moon, you should stop staying at your house..

that was lame.. but as i believe who cares..

the point worth noticing ( for me, i know you don't care this time) is, this is my first blog that i am writing during noon ..

else night is all i have..

have learnt today.. that the things you keeps postponing are actually meant to be terminated..

no Goa for now.. :(

but as it is said.. " chalti ka naam gaddi"..

apni gaddi badate raho..

its me Gaurav signing off, just to sign in again

bbyee for now..

be yourself and hold me always.. :)

Gaurav J.